end of semester...

Already?

That's right folks. Emily is officially done with her last Greek class Forever. Last Greek test. Forever. I will miss all the good times with the Clique. And though it's highly doubtful, I may even miss some of the strange phrases which emanate from Dr Holmes' mouth.

Here, for your enjoyment or scandalization, are several of the margin notes from this semester. Unless otherwise noted, all are original quotes from the Mormo herself.

-And then...he gets bumped off at the end! Ha! [on socrates]
-If you're happy and you know it, bring your Smythe [on our thirty lb grammar book]
-I say, 'what's good enough for Buttman is good enough for us!"
-I don't exactly remember...Oh! Wait, I know...square brackets or pointy.
-Let's hack and slash through some Plato, shall we?
-Guestfriend. Like a railroad.
-You have a pen crawling up your face. It's disturbing. [it was]
-She's a boogie lady!
-We'll just kill you three or four times, okay?
-Pleasant? or Present? It sounds like you have a Chinese accent.
-Mr. Schilling...are you chilling?
-When should you stop? Whenever you run out of spit.
-It's like enmity. [half the class spends a couple of minutes mouthing 'enmity' and 'emnity.' the former is correct, by the way]
-Sorry, I can't hear you with my nose covered like this.
-Were you playing footsie under the table? Naughty Hellenists!
-You are certainly not entitled to your own opinion, because you hardly know anything!
-Then Jesus told the demon, 'shut up and get the hell out of here!'
-Angels are like the Pony Express of God.
-A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
-That's true, you can be self-decieved.
-People's health is generally their priority. Especially if they're dying of something.
-I'd have to compliment myself for that.
-That's not responsible lexicography!
-Zacharias couldn't talk. It was a nice little break for Elizabeth...
-Oh, they always make it the woman's fault.