Do you suppose that part of the fun of being ill is having an important sounding name to identify your symptoms? Not just sick. But sick with a name. That never happens to me. Like, I can probably count on two fingers the number of times in my life I have been name sick. [unless a sprained ankle counts]
Don't you think that it's better to be able to say, "i have bronchitis" or "if i had waited much longer to go the doctor, i would have pneumonia right now," than to just say "i'm sick?"
I encourage all of my deep-in-the-depths-of-homework-and-illness pals to make up a name for your sickness, because you'll probably get more sympathy. [do you think i can blame these spaz thoughts on my drugs?]
And, [i never thought i'd be saying this...my general philsophy is that going to the doctor is the same thing as an admission of weakness and should not be tolerated] you should probably go to the doctor...
[a couple of days of antibiotics ought to cure this up. but what i really want to know is if there are drugs that would cure my obscene case of homework....hmmm]
I'm pretending that the doctor perscribed: a long phone conversation while I was snuggling with a bunch of pillows under my down comforter, making real food for dinner at Talitha's, not very much homework, watching Lost with the girls, a long hot shower, and then early bedtime.
Soon, I am going to post something for Josh to comment on. [preposition, i know. but it sounds stupid if i write it any other way] It has been bugging me for a while, and I want to hear some opinions from various genius people. But not tonight...
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BETSY HAS A BLOG?!!! WHAT IS IT?!
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