Saturday, August 05, 2006

tour de fake...

How could you possibly think that you wouldn't get caught doping in the Tour de France? I mean, especially if you win, especially if you're an American. Nobody over there wants another American to win, so of course they're going to test you to pieces. And naturally, they're going to find out that you were cheating.

Or does it even matter if they strip you of your title, because millions of people will at least know your name now?

I'm just wondering what kind of craziness was going through the mind of this guy and his trainers... "Oh, they won't even test you." "Oh, you'll pass." "Oh, you'll fail multiple times, but we'll tell them that it's your natural Lance-ness bod." "Oh, they'll get you, but you'll still be on a Wheaties box, Europe will hate you regardless, and the majority of American's won't even care."

Yeah. That's just lame, Landis. Lame.

1 comment:

Josh said...

I don't think he did dope. It's one test and he gets tested consistantly through the tour... my 2 round things with abraham's profile