Agustus Gloop, from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, came in to the Casual on Saturday. Complete with a doting [and blind to his size?] mother. The child could not have been more than ten, and weighed at least 200 pounds. Honestly.
Just as the similarities in size alone were noted, I realized that this boy was eating a chocolate bar and dancing [jiggling?] around saying "i found a golden ticket." Honestly.
I had to blink. A lot. The sight was utterly repulsive and frightening, yet humerous at the same time.
It made me wonder what area of fiction my small life represents.
I hope it's something Wodehouse.
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Ahh!! Funny slash so scary.
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